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Christmas = Good. Even though I dont believe in it, the idea is a good one.
The winterseason, non seculard, capitolistic gift giving holiday in which fathers will pretty much kill eachother over a parking space and mothers will whore themselves out to get the last tickle me elmo = bad.
"You cant find what your looking for anywhere? We probably dont have it. Really? You'll die if you cant get it? Well, that sounds like a personal problem to me. just please dont die on the carpet. Move it to the tile. (Goes to loudspeaker) "Jose to housewheres with a mop and bodybag."
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