thanks babe, the surgery didn't go all that well. i don't remember much but my mom went with me and said i was really violent and mean with the doctors, and the ukranian nurse was really pissing me off, so i hit her.

she said when we go back next week for my followup, we need to bring them lots of alcohol, hehe. anyways im not as swelled up as i thought i would be, but im in a LOT of pain. on the upside they prescribed me hydromorphone instead of the standard tylenol because my mother pulled the doctor aside and told him how pathetic i am and how i can't take pain

aaand, apparently when i had the laughing gas i made some funny joke about the ten commandments, haha