So after a hard days work and getting ready to go pound beers and play some cards i pull up to my buddys house and parked behind one of my friends.....the first thought in my head was ( i don't wanna park too close to steve cuz he can't drive) so i left a good 8-10 foot gap between my front bumper and his rear bumper....mind you he was about 5-6 feet away from the car in front of him. The gap was so big that i could park a limo between my car and the car infront of him. So as im inside i hear a little crunch outside but i pay no mind and i continue playing cards....10 seconds later my friend come inside and says " paul you can punch me in the face" i looked at him and yelled "you motherf____er!!!!!" stormed outside. he crunched my license plate(no biggie) and from what i can tell my bumper is scuffed up.
so now im kinda pissed. since this was around midnight and after my being pissed off and washing it away with a few brews i told him that is i could buff the scuffs out hes in the clear if not he has to get it re-painted.....so this morning after waking up with a slight hang over, the first thing i did i checked the car...to my suprise the paints cracked and starting to peal off.
SO.....who thinks i should beat the crap outta this kid???
Please note that while typing this it was very hard for me to keep this PG-13