Quote:
|
22.) The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
|
happened more times than i like to remember...
Quote:
|
24.) When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
|
goes without saying...
Quote:
|
27.) Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
|
also known as "wing man". there is a whole other set of rules for wing men.
Quote:
|
29.) The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
|
also applies to helping you work on your car, or any other task that requires him to be present at your house, including MNF.
Quote:
|
35.) When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of hooking up either.
|
also known as ****-blocking. there are a few rules that govern this action, as well.
well done.