Time to take out da trash...
Spazz="fasterthanyou"
u b=who else, but the GREAT ONE!
Spazz: Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing?
u b: Gee, that is an orig. slam...HELL NOT! What did ya do. Poindexter, dig up Henny Youngman and perform some voo-doo-doo lab experiment to re-animate him so he could give you that dried out yuck yuck? unstable bob would've expected something better from you, 'specially for an opening salvo. But it looks like you are gonna be the kinda jabronie who would try and bring down a stealth bomber with a pee shooter. Flex those cyber butter muscles, Spazz. I'm sure there is somebody sitting on an iceflow in hell who would be impressed.
Spazz: Is the denominator in your F bods scale greater than it's numerator? If so, then I see a trend. You're F-body is smaller, I HAVE a neck and it's probably safe to say that isn't the only thing that's shorter
u b: You should be proud to have a neck such as yours. Then you will always have something to stick in a pencil sharpener, spin the handle a few times, and come out with something you can use to write yer lame attempts at prose and insults. And not that I wanna read into your stuff *YAWN,* but if I am correct and the "short" reference is an attempt to goad me into talking about "manhood" type issues...Sorry Charlie. If you wanna talk about such things, go right ahead. But not with me! Whatever you got on yer mind and what you use as an enterence when it should only be an exit is yer own bizzy biz! I have nothing against "your kind," but forgive me if I don't put any of those rainbow stickers on my ride. But tell me, does San Francisco have nice weather year round?
Spazz: As for anything goes, don't you wish. A lounge by definition is a place to be lazy and pass the time. You, by definition and admittance, are unstable. Unstable's aren't allowed to use the "ANYTHING GOES" excuse... that's saved for stable peons. If this were a lounge we'd have to take our little name calling outside so as not to offend the lazy softy idling trolls with nothing better to do than read our pathetic pissing contest of words and insults.
u b: Gee, thanx for the definition Noah [life] Webster! Didja have to re-tape the nose bridge of yer coke bottles so you could put em' on to read that def? And since we're tossing the 'ol dictionary around, {I promise I won't toss it too hard at ya, 'cause a 98 lb weakling like you could get REALLY hurt} here is another def for "lounge" that is relevant: a room in a usually public building or vehicle often combining lounging, smoking, and toilet facilities. Relevent because: 1. My rebuttals and insults are SMOKING yer lame, dippy, CRAPPOLA 2. Yer weak attempts at sparring belong in a toilet facility! And as for stepping inside, outside, or over to The Far Side, unstable bob will kick yer puny, pathetic, cyber or realworld self up and down the street like a dayum kickball! Oh, sorry for the "sports" reference. I don't want to make you shed any tears about those scary days of old...when you were picked last for gym sports...and you were stuffed in lockers and had yer lunch money taken away by the school bullies. Hell, you were prolly bullied by the school nerds, who in turn were bullied by bullies!
Spazz: JFYI; Pampered Z works in NJ (I'm sure you know this already) maybe you should try doing the same sometime. It does wonders you inflatable punching toy.
u b: What are you, Pampers wearin' Zeke's 'lil RAH RAH boy? Somehow I don't doubt the fact that you've worn a cheerleader outfit or 2 during your illustrious life. I know Zeke gets his paycheck in NJ, because for some reason it is OK for Pennsyltucky Hillbillies to steal jobs from NJ residents.
And as for me "trying to work in NJ," well, looky here...lemme look at my paystub from the same place I've been working at for the last 17 years...it is from NEW JERSEY TRANSIT RAIL OPERATIONS! WOW! I live in NJ and work for the state of NJ! Sorry if I snuffed another of your attempts at cracking my armor, Sir Lanceazit. BTW: I'd like to see what kinda "work" you've ever put up? I mean real physical work. Hell, you'd prolly think you were melting if you ever worked up a sweat having to do a real job. But maybe it is better if you stay out of the sun and hot weather. After all, crap does smell pretty bad when it melts...
And as far as being an "inflatable punching toy," well, lemme break this down:
Inflatable: Yes, I do take in large quanities of air, to provide the vast amounts of O2 my superior mental functions require
Punching: I'm PUNCHING the crap out you here!
Toy: Ya toy with me, ya get destroyed!
PS: It is nice that you feel you have to try and "bounce" for Pamper's Wearing Zeke {pffft, yeah, right. YOU a bouncer! Good one, u b !} but Zeke likes girls. Just wanna keep you from getting hurt, precious!
Spazz: I'm becoming unstable... it must be infectious!!!
u b: No, you are just becoming more septic, a bigger, ever festering sore on the caboose of mankind. You are not and will never be fit to even polish the boots my unstable feet walk in.
Spazz: BTW, Hapi's was always my second choice to CarParts when it was still CarParts. They always had the parts in stock and the part usually came in a clean box still in it's wrapper
. But I digress... Hapi's is still a place I go if they have the part in stock
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u b: Well, you would be my second choice to beat on, since you are basically a poor man's "Rainman" type bash bag. But hey, you pretty much asked for it...*shrug*
Hapi's is a sinking ship. I tried to pump things up by telling the higher ups about products like Sal Zaino's polishes, POR 15, and Bill Hirsch restoration products. All Jersey based products, easy to market, good following, etc. But they don't giva crap. The owner basically wants out, the retail end is a joke, and other local bizes have moved in on their wholesale accounts. Plus their location sux. Oh well, I had a good 3 year run there. I'll be hanging up my shingle somewhere else soon. I don't really need the part time jobby, but I do enjoy the biz. Hell, I've been at it for close to 20 yrs.
Spazz: I live in Belle Mead if you can find it on a map you little carnival freak
u b: I'm quite aware of the location of Belle Mead, Rand Mcjabronie! I just wasn't aware that they had a population of 'um, er, well...the kinda guys you like. I figgered you were more of a New Hope tuff guy, or maybe an Ocean Grove beach butt bum.
Little carnival freak? Considering that one of my legs is bigger around then yer tinker toy trunk, you are the last poofboi who should be throwing the word "little" around. Carnival freak I can live with...as it has been pointed out that I do have a somewhat over sized head, in order to contain my somewhat oversized brain.
Spazz: 1000hp n/a on a big displacement sbc is going to be tuff. I can see 800hp on pump gas ut 1000 is going to require some serious cash into the bottom end. When we meet again in person I'm going to have to waste some of our time talking about those heads!
u b: I hesitate when thinking of an "unlimited budget" for this engine, but I will not stop until I reach my goal. I don't care if I have to take a shift at Mickey D's cleaning greasetraps to make xtra bux to keep it going. My bottom end pieces already purchased consist of a Lunati crank, Carrillo rods, and Lunati pistons. The LT1 block has been configured with a piston oiling system, billet 4 bolt splayed caps, a main stud girdle, cryo treating, and machine work that is jewel like in it's percision. I'm not playing around with any sub par parts or work in this engine!
And I will have no prob talking for minutes, hours, or days about my heads.
Spazz: Hope to run into you at a future meet or Somerville on Friday evening.
u b: Oh, I can pretty much GARE-OWN-TEE that we are gonna RUN into each other. And junior, you are gonna feel like you were hit by a FREIGHT TRAIN! BTW: That Yuengling in yer posts looks pretty dayum good. Maybe if I'm in a cordial mood I'll buy ya one, and maybe not even crack ya in the noggin w/ the bottle. But I get to pick the bar...again, nothing personal about the bars you like to go to, but "Queer Eye for the Beer Drinkin' Guy" ain't gonna cut it with me!
BUT SERIOUSLY:
If you are gonna quote my favorite race driver, at LEAST spell his name right! It is Don-O-hue, not Don-A-hue! I could always beat the crap outa you with my copy of "The Unfair Advantage," so you will remember, but why would I want to ruin a great book that way? So lets just straighten that up, OK Professor?