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Originally Posted by 86Formula
has anyone ever been pulled over on the Express way "Speed Limit 65 Conditions permiting" and given the excuse "well the conditions permited me to do 100".... it didnt work too well for my brother lol
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Yes, I have lol... got pulled over doing about 110...
Cop: "Are you aware of the speed limit?"
Me: "Yes sir... 65 Conditions Permitting."
Cop: "Are you aware of how fast you were going?"
Me: "Yes sir... 110 or so."
Cop: (more sternly) "Are you aware that you were speeding???!!!"
Me: (with a hint of chuckle) "Well, it's a clear and sunny day, I thought the conditions would permit me to go that fast."
(long pause... Cop glances at my windshield)
Cop: "What's the PBA shield for?"
Me: "My father's a corrections offcer."
(long pause)
Cop: "Did your daddy tell you to say that?"
Me: (laughing) "No, I'm just a smart ass."
(long pause)
Cop: "Slow down and get the **** outta here."
Me: "Thanks!"