[Fasterthanyou]

Originally Posted by Slow Z

I was driving along a wide backwoods road one night and some assface was like literally a foot from my bumper at about 50mph... I tapped the brakes a few times to give him a warning but he kept at it so I hit the brakes HARD. He locked his brakes up and swerved, lost control and spun around in the middle of the road about 3 times coming to a stop on the shoulder. I stopped about 1/8th mile up the road to make sure he was alright... he turned around and went in the opposite direction.

It was probably one of the most ballsiest things I've ever done while driving. He got exactly what he deserved.

I have one better than this where they REALLY got what they deserved...
So last week I was cruising the new car 206N through my town coming home. There was a cement truck infront off me that was TALL but he was doing 50mph which is the speed limit! I was impressed and stayed a clean 4 car lengths behind him. Then this ricer pulls up behind me right on my tail. Keep in mind this is an 06 car, not exactly cheap so why would somebody tail me, I just can't understand it. Also, this part of the road usually slows down to 40mph going up a slight incline but the cement truck was doing FINE. Needless to say I was rather perturbed (what a cool word) so I did the 3 quick brake light flash but NOTHING. This person was oblivious to any gestures and I couldn't do a brake check or they would run into me. So I was feeling pretty crappy about having to let this ******* get away with it when all of a sudden, at the light right before my turn-off something amazing happens... it turns yellow. I didn't notice it turn yellow until I was practically in the intersection so it turned red while I was in it. While I noticed that I just went through a red there was a cop passing me going the other direction and I was like ****. In montgomery they have nothing better to do with some amazing grace the tailgater behind me REALLY blew the red light. I was thinking this is going to be great... and it was. I then put my blinker on to turn off onto my road and the tailgater followed. Before I turned onto the road I noticed the cop was in the shoulder facing the wrong direction coming after him/us. So I slowed down a little to 25mph. The ricer then turned into my neighbors barn driveway where I do most of my car work. I kept going and got to see the cop chase the car down! It was AWESOME. I'm sure they got some tickets and the best part is that the barn's are owned by the former Mayor of our town and my Mom had been Mayor/DM/police commisioner a few years back so you KNOW the cops laid it on thick. It was gratifying to say the least.
There, that's the story. Hope it didn't bore you guys but I thought it was worth posting after reading this post.