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So, being I got the new car and all, Im pretty excited about it. Ive had it for 8 days now, and my car payments were just lowered down another $30, so Im feeling great today. So... Im at the Panera in Ledgewood right next to the usual Tuesday night cruise, getting a coffee and bagel. Now its a good thing I glanced out the window into the parking lot and saw someone I thought I recognized getting out of a new accord with his friend. I was wrong. They walk right over to the back of my car and tried yanking the blackouts off. I was steaming! I was fuming! So I leave $2.50 for my coffee and bagel, and book out the door. The kids are no where to be found, and one of my covers were dangling by a broken clip. Now Im REALLLLLY REALLLLY pissed! So, me being me... i walk over to his car, put my hand through the open window, unscrewed and took his shift knob, yanked his rearview mirror off, and snapped off one of his sun visors. I then dumped my cappachino on the driver seat and smeared my cream cheesed bagel on the headrest.

Then, I went to the bank right next to the Panera. I then drove by his car, and his hands were in the air like he just dont care... his face was beat red and his co-pilot was walking to him with Panera napkins at hand.