UPDATE!!! FUNNY ****!
So I go back to the same exact spot for my same scheduled Coffee and Bagel (and a flirt or two with one of the cashier's
) and the same kid was there by himself, talking with a pretty cute lady. He must be 5'6ish, 130 pounds, about 20 years old. I make sure I backed into my spot so my blackouts wouldnt be sticking out. So I leave Panera, hop in my car, my T-tops are off, and I open my glovebox to find none other than his "Ractive Shift Knob" . I had ideas going in my head... I had this one all figured out, 'stand back cuz Noah is on the move'
. Anyway hes outside next to this girl's car and his car is parked two spots away from her. So I take it they were chit-chatting, so I roll up right next to him and of course, he spots me. He mustve realized that it was the same car that he tried jacking the blackouts off of. He yells "HEY!!!!" . So I look at him and I whip out the shift knob while cruising 3 MPH thru the parking lot. I said exact words "I catch you near my car again, expect a round-house kick in the mouth faggot" And he screams "**** YOU!". So I slam on the brakes, slam my car in reverse and backed up really quick so I was parallel to him. I said "What did you say?!" and he says "NEXT TIME DONT LEAVE YOUR WINDOWS OPEN OR
ILL POUR
MYY COFFEE ON
YOUR SEAT" . So as I slowly start to drive away, and I said "I GOT LEATHER,
ILL WIPE IT OFF WITH ARMOR-ALL FAGOT" and I laughed. I stop in front of his car and he starts running over to it and just before he can get there, I put a nice small spider webbing on his windshield by throwing a knuckleball with his shifter. I peeled out and I was gone!
Now see, If I didn't work for Roxbury Township (Ledgewood is in Roxbury) and I was just a tad younger and immature, I wouldve delibrately kicked his ass. But since I'm not like that, and I love my "persuasion of speech", I decided to toy around with him. That is all. I don't think I'll be seeing the cashier anytime soon, I don't need a cop hiding out in the parking lot ready to pounce on me.