Reading this was like a cliffhanger.... I was thinking the whole time "Did he at least get some ass?" then you mentioned hot ass, then Im like "Cool beans, he mustve got the ass" but I was not 100% sure... I was at the edge of my seat, biting my fingernails. The suspense was killing me. Then you said it... that one word I did not want to read... "unfortunately". From there on, I assummed 105% you got nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even the harriest ass on the planet. !!!! Shame shame shaaaaaaaaaame, shame on you!
You got to get down to the Funky Munkey in Morristown. Thats were its at