[skorpion317]

the original post was the best:

"So I'm on the street the other night when this black LS1 Trans Am pulls up beside me at a stoplight. I rev at him, he looks over and smiles and gives me a rev back. I've never liked the sound of V8s as much as an i4 with a good exhaust set-up, but I swear that car shook the street. We give it a go and I get a GREAT launch. I mean PERFECT. Strange thing happened, though. I got the jump off the line, but as I neared about 15 mph, he just started walking right by me. Absolutely raped me......Anyway, thought it might be better from a roll, so I follow him down the highway (4 lanes) and look over. Give it three honks and go (no traffic; it's late at night). Much to my surprise, he pulled me, almost worse than before (if that's possible). When I hit 100 he was probably ten lengths ahead. Anyway, I caught him at a gas station a couple miles up the road; turns out it's just a stock WS6 Trans am with some kind of exhaust, I think he called it "Loud mouth" or something. I had been a bit proud when I asked him how much he had into the car. He said 400 dollars worth of exhaust, and he only payed 16k for the thing!! I've decided to sell my car and go get an LS1!! Sorry guys!"

that's just too funny.