Warning: These ones are corny.
1: Is that a baseball in your pocket?...... Cuz I'd like to hit that.
2. So I heard you're failing your physics class. But that's alright baby cuz we still got chemistry.
3. (You probably heard this) If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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1987 Pontiac Fiero GT- Stock 2.8 aluminum "boat anchor" Runs like a champ. Needs a chip now!
Also: 1974 Honda CB550/four. Ah, the OPEN-open road.
99 Saturn SW1. Flaunting a fender "blemish" (large gaping hole) thanks to a hit a run. Never caught the guy. Permanent Driveway Status at Justin's.
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