[slasherbarb]

so, u ever been penetrated??(works only on lesbians)

never been with a spanish chic before...OLE!!(works only on spanish chics, obviously)

Do you have any italian(or any other nationality) in u?
if answer is no, reply with- do u want some?
if answer is yes, reply with- would u like about (insert penis size in inches here) more?

do u have a quarter, i promised my mom i'd call when i found true love.

do u believe in love at first site, or should i walk by again?

the Shaft pickup line...
It is my duty to please that booty.

and finally...
Hi ladies, my name is Steven Stiffler and I have a 12 inch penis...AROUND! Think about it...