And now, the great unstable bob gable replies to this 12SecondV6 cretin's attempt to slander unstable bob's great deed with the Diet Coke can of death!
12SV6: Wow...... all I think of is..... what an *******.
ubg: You "think?" When didja learn how to do that? Mucho congrats at your attempt to move from da short bus to the tall bus. Hope ya don't trip on the way there!
But ya know what? unstable bob IS an *******. And unstable bob works hard at being the biggest, assholiest, ******* he can be! So thanks for noticing. Now what are you good at, besides being a beyotch?
And just for the record, 16 people gave a positive review in this thread. Everything from getting a laff to declairing unstable bob to be a GOD! So, your sorry 'lil 1 percent of half a sissy hissy post doesn't meana whole helluva lot, Slappy! Kinda like a pork chop at a Bar mitzvah: Unwelcomed, unnecesasary, unneeded. Dig it, jabronie?
12SV6: Granted the other person was driving like an idiot (from what you say).... but then you bring it to another level.
ubg: Yeah, unstable bob did take it to anutter level. Something like DEFCON 1, CODE RED, MAXIMUM BATTLE DAMAGE, and things like dat! In fact, you can say that unstable bob SANK HIS BATTLESHIP!!!!
12SV6: What you did was plain stupid...... just imagine if you threw that at the person... something happened... they hit the gas at the light and plowed into another car killing the other people?? Â*Then you would be at complete fault.
ubg: Gee, MOM, tanks fer pointing out what COULDA, SHOULDA, WOULDA, happened. But NOTHING happened! NADA! ZILCH! ZERO! NONE OF DA ABOVE! If you wanna be a "Maybe Melvin," and live in MAYBEVILLE, go right ahead sucka! But riddle these "maybes" Melvin:
MAYBE because that guy got plowed with the Diet Coke can he woke the f' up and won't drive like dat any 'mo! MAYBE now accidents will be avoided! MAYBE innocent people won't die! MAYBE there won't be mass destruction and total carnage! MAYBE you should be kissing unstable bob's arse and be welcoming him home the conquering hero, instead of being a boo hoo-a-boo boo!!!!
12SV6: I know nothing of you.... haven't met you either.... but.... I'll keep some of my personal opinions to myself.
ubg: Ummmm, HELL-OH? Is this thing on? You are gonna keep some of yer opinions to yourself? Well, golly gee thanks a bunch! If you are keeping your opinions to yourself, what is all the poo poo la la you are flinging around in this post, there, Sparky? Anywho, opinions are like arseholes: everybody has one, and some of 'em, like yer breath, smell like ARSE, ARSE, ARSE!
OK, buckaroo, you had yer shot at the big time, now it is unstable bob's turn:
First up, place yer right hand on a cyberbible and SWEAR that you NEVER: flipped a bird, blew a horn, yelled a cuss, pounded a steering wheel, jammed on yer brakes cause an azzclown was tailgating ya, flashed yer highs at a slowpoke in da fast lane, or showed any other negative view or took matters into your own hands towards a driver operating a motor vehicle in an unsafe or threatening manner. Go 'head...swear ya never did. And if ya do, I can think of 2 things:
1. You are Jesus, Mother Theresa, or Gandhi. And somehow I get the feeling you are NONE of those peeps!
2. You are a friggin' bold faced LIAR!!!!!
Sooooo, with dat being stated...WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS ARE YOU TO JUDGE unstable bob? Are you:
Judge Judy?
Judge Wapner?
Judge Mathis?
Judge Joe Brown?
Judge GTO?
Judge Lane?
Judge Dredd?
Judge Reinhold?
Well? Are you any of those judges? HUH? HUH? HUH? No? Well, then, maybe you should S-T-F-U on the W-W-W. Go find an audience with the Sentra azzclowns or the Italians w/ Dragonball Z haircut jabronies, or the ricer wanna be racer pudd pullers, or any other bottom feeding, mouth breathing, choads of humanity who want to try and speak their vice in a loud voice, but only have the lungs of a 3 year old girl who has been smokin' ten packs of unfiltered Luckies a day for fitty years. SQUEAK, SQUEAK, SQUEAK is how it all comes out from that black hole under that barren area where you have been trying to grow a moustache for the last 16 years! So, to the thunderous sounds of laughter at your expense, slink back into your crack in the wall, and pray that someday you will have the tools to spar with the likes of KINGS! Kings like unstable bob gable. And as such unstable bob is a KING, you, ma'am, are a QUEEN! So, BE GONE!
But wait! Thou must be of significant tuffness, since thou opening volley consisted of calling unstable bob an *******! You must be the tuffest of all cyber tuff guys!
You must be tuffer than Ken Shamrock!:
You must have arms bigger than Greg Valentino!:
Bigger legs than Ronnie Coleman!:
A Bigger chest than Vic Richards!:
Or Pam Anderson!:
You must be cooler than Fonzie!:
Stronger on dirt than Mr Clean!:
And faster than a garden slug!:
All these things MUST be true, so I am VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, SORRY if I pizzed you off in any way......NOT! HELL NO, NOT SORRY IN DA LEAST! NOPE, NOT ONE TINY BIT!!!!!!!
12SV6: BTW:
Do you realize the power of the internet? Â*Doccumenting such info as this can easily be forwarded to the PD of that area.
ubg: DUHHHHHHH, eh, nope, unstble bob don'te no nothen abot ths intranett orr ane powr tht et mite havve.
Hey Columbo, let me ax YOU something. Do YOU realize that you can't believe everything you read on the Internet? You prolly do believe anything ya read. Did you read the disclaimer to that story? Maybe it was for entertainment purposes...maybe you should run into your beddie bye room, pull up your Power Ranger sheets, and look under yer bed...'cause Ashtray Cruncher {or whatever the hell that goon's name is} might roll out from under yer bed to tell ya that YOU HAVE BEEN PUNKED! Â*
But then again...MAYBE NOT! Maybe it is alllllll true. Whatever the case, I don't giva flying fook about what you think.
But then again...maybe I do! Â*
Ah, NOPE!