[qwikz28]

i'll go first:

Friday night, ain't stuff to do, hmmmm..... let's work on the rodeo! first stupid mistake. my driveway has an incline and the rodeo was reversed in at the top of the driveway with crapped out o2 sensors and maybe 10% pressure in the brakes. which one does jacob decide to attempt at fixing first? how about the o2 sensors? ok... lets just put the car on the ramps and get underneath it. stupid jacob just throws the ramps in front of the truck and attempts to drive up on the ramps...

for all you who have been paying attention will know why that is a problem. I HAVE ALMOST ZERO BRAKE PRESSURE! HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA STOP ONCE THE FRONT TIRES ARE ON TOP OF THE RAMPS? so the car rolls maybe half way up the ramps and stops, so i gently tap the throttle like i always do. the car jumps so fast on top of the ramps so i quickly jam on the brakes. well the front tires stop on top of the ramps as planned but the rears insist on rolling. so now my car is rolling down the driveway with the ramps sliding down the driveway and the brakes attempting to stop the rears but failing miserably. once the car reaches the end of the driveway, the ramps hit the lip of the driveway and stop, but the car doesnt. my car rolled off the ramps and the ramps wedged between the body and the side steps. i got so fed up that i threw the car in 4WD and gassed it hoping the car would drive over the ramps. that only further jammed the ramps into my car. the driversside is so bad that my door is unaligned and wont open cause of the fender.

I hate being stupid