Ive got alot of stupid stories... so Ill abbreviate them...
1: Showing off during highschool in my black GTA, infront of about 150 other classmates, dumped the clutch tore ass out of the parking lot, went around a bend, back end kicked out, (as all out cars have torque arms we all know what goes on when that happens
)kicks back the other way, then back the other way, then back the other way and kept going 180* just missing an oncoming car, went parallel up a curb, and completley taking out a small oak tree with my drivers door. 150 kids running over to see if I was ok, which I was, just embarrased and pissed as hell, I caved in the outer b pillar with my fist and broke a knuckle.
Needless to say I learned my lesson, or did I?
2: A week after the above said story, last day of school for me, in my grey GTA, did the largest burnout in history for everyone... smoke for a quarter mile, the groves are still in the pavement to this day. Pulled normally out of the parking lot (to avoid another last weeks incident) promptly to be pulled over by a cop in the exact spot I took out the tree a week earlier. Doh... twice the embarrasment.
3: Next, working on the black GTA, just finished putting the TPI intake all back on (first time really working on a car), hanging over the distributor with a cig hanging out of my mouth, setting the timing with a friend cranking it over it finally starts... so I start looking around the back of the fuel rails, and notice TONS of gas spewing out the cold start injector bung (forgot the o-ring)... with cigg still hanging out my mouth about 1" from the spray. Scream to shut it off while jumping back slamming my head on the hood.
4: While taking off the exhaust manifolds of DeadTrend's lt1, suddenly out of nowhere the skys opened up in what seemed to be a small monsoon... So I react by slam my head on the concrete, then up onto the crossmember, then back down on the concrete. Ouch.
5: While making a sub box for the 'vert, I finshed making a cut with the circular saw, but the piece of wood didnt break off. So I grabbed the saw with my left hand, smacked the wood off with my right hand, and promptly brought my hand up into the blade. 20something stitches and 1 nerve graph surgery later, Ive almost got all the feeling back on the outer side of my index finger.
6: While measuring trunk of other GTA a couple years prior to above incident to make a sub box for that as well, the hatch supports didnt work. So I had a bookbag holding it up. Went to shut the hatch, forgot about the book bag. Rear hatches dont break into big chunks, they completley shatter in 7,000,000 small particles.
Needless to say, I buy premade sub enclosures now.
Im sure theres a few more Ive luckily forgotten about... If I remember em Ill post em up.