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My Stupidity:
A few years ago over the summer I took an autobody class. I was using a plasma cutter to cut out a piece of metal for a patch panel. Of course I shouldnt have been using it at the time, so like a dumbass I wanted to be as discreet as possible. I cut out the piece, it fell on the floor and I cleaned up the area, and picked up the piece of metal, and walked back to my station to continue working. Well i smelled what seemed to be burning flesh, and at the same moment I had throbbing pain in my hand. (I forgot to put my gloves back on before picking the metal up) well needless to say my two fingers were pretty much burned with 3rd degree burns...
Friends Stupidity:
When I still had my Jeep, I wanted to put a nice dynomax muffler on it, so he decided that he had nothing to do so he would help me. We sawzalled the old muffler off, and were finally got the new one on, and were just re-tightening some clamps. Needless to say we are laying on the ground in my driveway finageling this muffler on. All of a sudded he says "**** I gotta sneeze" he has that 30 second long period between a sneeze and losing a sneeze and finally it goes away so he continues to wrench. without warning the sneeze comes and all i hear is kapling, thwack, kapling as he slammed his head on the muffler then on the concrete then back on the muffler...
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