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I have a few good cop stories, best one was when I got pulled over after doing a burnout in the diner parking lot. Not 1 mile up the road from there I was already pulled over.
Cop: was that you lighting them up at the traffic light back there?
Me: No sir, not at the traffic light
Cop: well then who was it?
Me: That was me in the diner parking lot.
Cop: well, I can appreciate your honesty, that may affect how this turns out.
After some bull****ting about the car, him asking me if it was mine, yada yada yada, he tells me he can understand it, but cant condone it, let me go free with no coupons.
I called up my friend, told him he was an ******* cause he had asked me to do the burnout, and it turned out the cop went to school with him and they used to do stupid **** in the high school parking lot. Guess thats why he could 'understand' it.
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