[Jersey_TA]

1. Always, ALWAYS drive around on sticky tires when looking for kills

2. If casing a popular road for kills always cruise up and down once or twice to see where the cops are sitting if any

3. When racing a ricer that is edging forward while watching the other light turn yellow, count to 2 when the other light turns red and plant the gas.....you will get an easy 1-2 cars right when your light turns green, to add to the cruiseships you put on him, before he reacts and he will be super pissed when he lines up next to you after you slow down(true story lol did it myself AHAHAHAHA) Ofcourse always make sure your light is the next one to go so you don't have any "complications"

4. After 2 or so races, depending on how loud your car is, switch to just cruising mode up and down the street to look for cops

5. After destroying a ricer, if he tries to do a fly-by, hit the gas and kill him again. Repeat if necessary. If you fail to do this you might end up on some forum in the kill section with the guy posting something like....."I just killed a (insert car here)"

6. Always give the other guy a thumbs up unless he's a jackass or spouting out ricer excuses then flip the bird or respond with my personal favorite, a thumbs up immediately follow by a thumbs down

7. Always knock a second off the time you think a 5.0 is running for each color paint is on the car(just kidding, inside joke)

8. When you pull up next to someone at a light or vice versa, ALWAYS look at the tires they are running

9. If there is a chance you will lose, if you talk ****, you will lose.

10. Always identify the car you are trying to race before you race. What you think is an easy kill might come around to bite you later. (I didn't do this one single time, acted a little cocky to the mercedes next to me, and got smoked by what I found out later was an Rentech E55 AMG with 5 people in the car and a video camera = OWNED)


Got bored at work lol