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wrong wheel drive imports and the nose pickin numb nuts that drive them.
same old story. kid"hey mom. i need a car" mom"sure son, you can have my old car" kid"but your old car sucks" mom"so does walking" kid"fine"
1 week later: kid"my car is ssooooooo fast" friend"you gots turbo nawz yo?" kid"nah, i ripped a phat polished immatation chrome cold ram air intake off ebay for only $350" friend"werd?" kid"werd"
1 week after that: kid"mom, my car is making a funny noise" mom"i told you not to mess with it" kid"but mom!!! i din't do nothin to it" mom"ok son, take it to the garage and exectutive daddy wil pay for the repairs"
that is all for todays episode of **** box sagas. tune in next week when junior rips some steelies for his bald all season radials....err.....umm....i mean racing tires.
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