[PBodyGT87]

1. Not every man deserves a swift kick in the balls for making a joke against women. Make one back about guys, you whiney bitch. That works out much cooler. See, now they'll think you're funny. That is, if you have a good wit, and less insult.

2. Never threaten to "beat a guy up". If he really is weaker than you, then you're a pussy for threatening that. If he is stronger, you're an idiot for bragging, cuz he'll probably prove it to you, especially now that he doesn't like whiney bitches like you.

3. Both genders like to use slander about stereotypes of the opposite gender. Get used to it, you whiney bitches do it too.

4. Femenists will piss off men. All the time. But they piss off a lot of women too, just like whiney bitches do.

5. Men want their time out with guys. Never interrupt this time, and never try to stand in the way of it. You want your chocolate scarfing hours in front of the TV with your other whiney bitchy friends, and they don't complain. If they do, they should have been born a woman.

6. Never ever stand in the way of a man and his relationship with his family, especially with his brother. They will always be more important than you, until you become part of their family, so quit being a whiney bitch.

7. Men won't change. Women don't change either. And who wants a man to change anyway? If you wanna change him, then he's not right for you, and so you must move on, with your whiney bitchy ways.

8. The way to a man's heart may be his stomach, as they all love some good food, but don't cheat. No out of the box stuff, cuz we all know how hard it is to add water and all, but come on, that stuff's for whiney bitches. They'll find out when it wasn't all you.

9. If he likes cars, you better like them too, cuz you can't be a whiney bitch when he wants to go out and wax it. Besides, you need to ride in a pretty car sometimes too.

10. When in doubt, always know that straight guys can't live without you, unless you're just a whiney bitch, and you can't live without them. And what good are they after you've kicked them in the balls too many times?