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Best...Paragraph...Ever
"5. Suggest Sex Where it's Inappropriate
GUYS WILL NEVER TURN DOWN SEX. Girls, read that statement 100 times until it sears into your skull. In a bar bathroom, public parks, church, family reunions, weddings, funerals, or the beach. WE DON'T CARE. Even doing this once in a long while will keep a guy around longer than you think. Even after you tear down our Fight Club posters and make us watch Sweet November, it's really difficult to face your buddies and tell them "I'm dumping the girl who licked my balls at Uncle Earl's wake". Friends don't let friends ditch exhibitionists."
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
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R.I.P. Tia 
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