haha, my bro had a very similar room mate his freshman year at ramapo. they made teh kids life so miserable that he left the school at the end of the semester.
step #1 lock ****, even rig a lock onto the fridge if she ain't buyin
step #2 wake her up whenever you get up, if it is 1 am or noon, as long as you wake up first, make sure she knows it
step #3 write down all teh nasty **** she does and keep track of how rarely she showers
step #3.5 file health complaints with housing, they can actually **** her program up and drop her from housing if she is that bad.
step #4 rip on her for anything you can think of, the more she cries the more likely she is to leave.
if you need any help let me know. everyone here pretty much knows i love being a complete asshoel to people and don't have any remorse about it.
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