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Originally Posted by jims69camaro
has anyone else noticed that they wax their eyebrows? probably all unibrow, anyway.
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I know man... this has got to be one of the funniest things ive ever seen... im still laughing
This is what their morning must consists of:
1. Get out of bed
2. Brush teeth with baking soda and White Latex Paint for 30 minutes
3. Wax/Pluck eyebrows
4. Wax Facial Hair, leave earhair and nosehairs alone...
5. Apply one tube of Gorilla Glue to hair where necessary
6. Apply lip close
7. Spray on "Tan-in-a-Can" on Face, Arms, and Shins (If wearing shorts)
8. Pop the collar like your ready to go mack some hizzo's
9. Right after step #8, sit ass down on couch and turn on the cartoon network for the new Dragonball Z episode
10. Watch Pikachu and Ash afterwards
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11. Call your friends over to watch with you
12. Repeat step 10
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13. Change pillow sheets unless sleeping on your previous nights tan is desired
14. Repeat steps starting at #1 when applicable