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Old 01-17-2006, 06:46 AM   #2
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A Z06 does not lose traction. It is actually earth losing traction of a Z06.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather then sending a fleet of Z06s. His reasoning? It was more "humane."

"I don't believe in mathematics, only Z06s" - Albert Einstein

"E = mc^2 is actually a translation of E = Z06" - Albert Einstein

Dark matter is actually a prototype of the next Z06.

A Z06 does not go racing because racing infers the probability of failure. A Z06 goes killing.

A Z06 drove to infinity, twice

Eternal happiness comes from 7.0 liters

The Fountain of Youth can be found at Bowling Green, Kentucky

Second place, was created for those racing against Z06s.

The legend of the Bogeyman hiding under your bed and in your closet is the direct result of a Z06 chasing him.

Ancient warriors drank the blood of their enemies because they believed it would make them stronger. Today race car drivers drink the oil from Z06s because they believe it will make them winners.
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