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Originally Posted by Dark_Knight7096
Agreed funny but wrong
Had a kid in my senior year health class, "Nick what would you do if your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?"
"I'd be so grateful upon hearing the news that I would take my girlfriend for a romantic walk in the park, we'd probly wind up getting lost in the woods, where we would be stuck until dark, where some scary man in a mask, whom i DID NOT hire, would come out from behind a tree and attack us. Naturally i'd try to defend her but he would probably overpower me and then commence to beat my girlfriend in the stomach with a bat. It's tragic. Either that or i'd be so jubilant i'd trip down a flight of stairs and take her with me, i'm clumsy you know."
would be funny except he was 100% dead serious
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if you guys think thats ones funny listen to "For the Ladies" by Stephen Lynch, its freakin hilarious. i tried to attach it but the damn board wont let me...