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Originally Posted by misterjuice
Sorry to hear that man........It's hard, but you should just move on (i'm not telling you anything you don't already know), especially if she's just doing this to **** with your head. i hate that crap.
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Here is what you do to get even. It worked very well for me. You tell a few "joint friends" you tried to donate blood but were sent a letter from the red cross asking you to never donate again because of some things they found. Then you wait.
After a few days, she'll be sure to call. Make her sweat. As you can hear her shaking on the other end, tell her during the past two years you have never cheated and had a clean blood test when you started dating. Plead to her that you never cheated and how could you have caught something. Record the conversation as she tells you about who she did (if she did anyone else. In my case she didn't). Then before you tell what you supposedly "have" end the conversation.
After a few days ask how many of your friends she called to get tested.
Then tell her you got the letter because the Red Cross' prescreens gave you a false positive because of the amount of binge drinking you do before donating blood and laugh knowing you just caused her a few days of hell.