Eye surgery
im goin to get my laser eye surgery in an hour....when i get back i will no longer be blind and crash into **** or run over small children, and i will be able to read the signs over bathroom doors so i dont pee in the sink in the womens bathroom anymore.....horray !! and no fiesta this evenin...ill be in bed with my eyes covered. peace.
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Im the person your mother warned you about
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