[oh one ls1 SS]

lol...i wanted to get a laptop soon anyways lol yea but i have a funny story about what happend to work today..as most of you probally dont know im security for a supermarket (go ahead..make fun...ive heard them all already) and i get into work after a long ass meeting and im walken into the bathroom and i see this kid by the socks n undershirts n **** looken around all suspishiousely..well he takes 3 (what appeared to be) socks off the shelf n then i lose him cuz he went into the back of the store..so i run back to my closit and try n find him but he's nowhere to be found..eventually i see him walking outa the bathrooms with nothing and at this point im pissed cuz i cant stop him but the stupid ass goes and takes sunglasses and shoves them in his pocket too so at this point i get happy again..so he trys walken out the store and i grab him and bring him back to my office *ding* and i ge tthe **** back..turns out this flammer stole womens stockings!!! instead of socks-had 2 pairs in his jacket pocket and didnt no where the other pair was.. i asked him if he was wearing then lol and he said no! i told him to pick up the bottom of his jeans so i can see his legs and he wouldnt haha THE FLAMMER WAS WEARING THEM!!!!!!!!!