[jimmyboy8301]

i've got a new theory on meeting girls that i've picked up over the past almost 3 months of being single. I've seen a lot of girls around with scumbag guys lately, (you all know the type). My ex is also now dating a scumbag that works at hess, not that there is anything wrong with doing that, (i did it also....in highschool), but the guy is a typical scumbag and a lot of nice girls i know are dating a-holes that cheat on them left and right. So my new theory is
1. quit my job then go work at like mcdonalds or something like that
2. sell my car and truck and buy some old pos truck
3. grow a mullet and wear some ratty ass clothes
4. start being an a-hole to girls, it seems thats what they like

this is my new theory, and i bet i'd get farther than i am now.