Long, Insane, but funny story pertaining to this kind of event.
When I was 15 (and still riding the bus), the Principal of my high school called me and my best friend down to the office. We didnt know what the **** we did. We were sitting in front of his desk waiting for him to come in the room, giving eachother the puzzled look. He sat down with a few papers in his hand and said "I was told by a teacher who remains to be disclosed that you guys stole a few computer desktops, two flatscreen monitors, a box full of keyboards, a box of computer parts, and an executive leather chair." ........ And honest to god I looked at my friend and looked at the principal and laughed and I said in exact words "I dont own a vehicle. How did I get these items out of the school? Did I put it all on the executive chair and wheel it out onto the bus, passing by the windows of the main office outside on the way?!" Then my friend said "Id like to talk to my mother about this incident" and I said the same. The minute I told my mom, she called him up and gave him an earful. Then he had the nerve to ask my mom "Well, does he own his own computer?" And my mom said "Yes" ... and he said "Well we would like to take a look inside his computer to match serial numbers to the missing parts". My mom flipped a **** on him some more and thats the last I heard about that.
I can guess a reason why my old principal hardly ever gets involved with my actions, cuz he HATED my mom (aka my personal lawyer LMAO) and knew the consequences of calling her at work to tell her something stupid i did wrong.