[BobonaStick]

Originally Posted by Roommate

the most interesting is when i marry my friend amanda. we have gotten married four times already. once was a jewish wedding. a couple of times it was out of wedlock... but then we had a fourth trimester abortion after the baby got its legs bit off by a shark on our honeymoon. and the plant tried to kill her because it was jealous. and the one time we threw our fuzzy bacon baby on the porch. cause thats what you do with babies.

... Will you marry me? I've never met anyone stranger then me lol... except for you lol