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So, as you all know, I am an angel.

Halo over my head all the time, I help old people cross the street, I help small fury animals when they are in need, I make brownies for my neighbors.

Well, yesterday I was tired (worked on the lawn the whol day w/ the woman) and I fell asleep around 10????

And.... genie was awake AFTER 10?!?!?! That alone is shocking and makes you wonder right?

Well, as I am peacefully sleeping and dreaming of world peace I dreamt that someone punched me on the left side of the face!

Little did I know, the woman decided to run from one side of the house, leap into the room, fly through the air, extend one fist and POW! She punched me in the face!

I woke up this morning and mentioned to her that my face hurts on the left side. Her side of the story is that she was watching tv and heard a big loud bang come from the bed room???? She claims I did it to myself??

She has not realized yet, I have ninja like reflexes and am always aware of my surroundings 24 hours a day.... even when sleeping.. cause we ALL know ninja's don't sleep!

So, now I look at my face in the mirror and I have a red mark under my left eye and it hurts!

Is there a phone # for battered boy friends????