Your woman didn't do anything. That lound bang she heard was a sonic boom from Chuck Norris' foot as he roundhouse kicked you in the face preemptively so he wouldn't have to do it tonight because he knew you were going to post this story, and this story offends Mr. Norris. Remember, don't ***k with Chuck.
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