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well since this story is completely contrary to how you guys think it will go i am posting it up:

i was cruising to school in my saturn (06 Vue for those of you who havent experienced its manliness) and i pull up next to the newest body style ferd mustang v6 at a light. it was a pretty nifty color and had some cool wheels on it so i started checking it out. it was being driven by a old rotund man maybe in his 40s or 50s. we lock eyes for no more then a second and then i go back to texting melissa. so i guess the light turned green while i wasnt looking cause i just hear tires screeching and the mustang already very far ahead of me. all confused i quickly catch up as he backed off and tail him closely weaving in and out of cars with him on rt 18. so finally i pull up next to him at a light. the two v6s, stock down to the tires. he wouldnt look at me but being that im egyptian i didnt fall for that ****. i waited for that light to turn green like i was at the track. once that light turned green we both launched it. he hooked and i spun until AWD kicked in. so by the time we were both rolling he was about 10 feet in front of me. by the time we hit ~70 he was back by my bumper and since i was still pulling he backed off. i slow down to 60 and he pulls back up and at this point we have a long straightaway so we're just cruising alongside each other and he refuses to look over. so im like alright its over. WRONG. this homo decides to gun it frum a roll. so i layed on it and quickly caught up and inched past him until we hit about 90 at which point i had half a car length on him and i slammed on the brakes cause i saw cop lights ahead and it was then my exit so it was bye bye mustang.

so in short saturn-1 mustang-0