oh you wanna talk about first beers? god idk when my first one was.... my dad always let me "taste" his beers when i was like 9 or 10. i remember one time at one of my friend's parent's parties, his dad got ripped and gave me and him an MGD. we were like 9 or 10 i remember it tastes soo gross to us, i tried drinkin it and spit it out all over his driveway