Fedge is the newest one, good friend of mine kept calling me that one night in TR (we were really tired), so I asked him 'what the hell is a Fedge and why do you keep calling me that?' He said it's your name said backward, genius. Oh. cool, i kinda like that and it stuck. I came up with the spelling because ffej looks stupid.
Michael Knight...because I had a 93 Formula that was all black, including the windows back in 93...I still drive strictly black TAs to this day (when I own a TA that is)
Jumpy...don't like that one because of the origin, but it's a firehouse thing and ain't much I can do about that one.
Jester...my mom's job gave me that one years ago because they called my mom Lester (combo of our first initial and deleted first letter of our last name)
HesMan (pronounced Hess Man) my friends gave me that one years ago
Molester - got it in the Navy back in 86...during roll call first night in boot camp. CC called my name and smirked. Said heh heh, Hester.........Chester the Molester....Hester the Molester and it stuck8)
can't think of anymore right now
oh yeah, I hear the God and Jesus thing too