[Dark_Knight7096]

There's a friend I have with a very fast "street" car, this is a conversation he had with a ricer:

Friend: "So I hear your car is pretty fast."
Ricer: "hell yes it is!"
Friend: "What's say we go to the track sometime?"
Ricer: "No I don't want anyone to know my time, I only race on the streets"
Friend: "That's ok, we'll put N/T on our windows, it won't display our time."
Ricer: "What do you have?"
Friend: "It's a camaro, it's a street car. What's say we race for 5 or 10... THOUSAND"
Ricer: ::****s pants::

I love how these guys are always so fast to race on the streets, but when you challange 90% of them to a heads up race on a track, they always seem to loose their balls.