[PBodyGT87]

So... I suppose a few of you may recall my previous story-threads, otherwise known as Tales From The Basement. So far I have completed two editions, the first, "The Cookies" and the second, "The Fancy Tissues." If you haven't already caught on, this is another one of those posts.


Now, let me begin. I feel it is necessary to put together an account of all the strange happenings of this impromptu gathering. And yes, Tim brought it on himself, as he asked me if I would post such an account of tonight's events, and so I did, because Tim -one of our trusty admins, is drinking the night away and Tim can't produce any terribly intelligent thought unless they have do with messing around with you board members, or insulting people.

Oh, and your other trusty admin, Justin, is a rather happy drunk himself too.

Justin cannot spell. He just spelled idiot as "idioth". And now, as his girlfriend calls him, he slapped Tim away from the phone like a pansey fairy. Mussy is a good word too.....

...Justin also invited one of the youth group members to come drink too, and by youth group, I'm referring to the youth group that Justin himself does lead. Faaaaantastic. Justin is shaping the minds of todays youth, and then behind closed doors, he gets them drunk.

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!

We are currently waiting for Melissa to show up, as well as our friend Jenn, and Mike, and whoever else wants to show. Maybe Jon??? I swear I won't mention delias anymore if you show.....

Someone should take Justin's phone away from him, he just took about a minute to open it when it rang, and answered it with a "Hellloooooooooooo."

Ah, Melissa has arrived, and Justin just went up to greet her. I fear for her safety.


If you are at all interested in what is going on here tonight, then you should get your ass here. I am leaving out extremely important details of tonight, because there are far too many here to post. ****. Get yer asses here.



Alcohol Alcohol. Terrible.