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Once upon a time the Liberal jersey government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of
a pine forest. liberal corzine said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So
they created a night watchman position and hired a person at
$18,000.00 a year for the job.
Then other liberals in trenton said, "How does the watchman do his job without
instruction?"
They then created a planning department and hired two people, one
person to write the instructions for $22,000.00, and one person to do
time studies for an additional $22,000.00 per year.
Then the liberals in trenton thought, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the
tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One
to do the studies for $31,000.00 and one to write the reports for an
additional $31,000.00 per year.
Then the liberals said, "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper for $35,000.00
annual salary, and a payroll officer for an additional $35,000.00.
Then the liberals said , "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an
Administrative Officer at $155,000.00 per year, Assistant
Administrative Officer $125,000.00, and a Legal Secretary for an
additional $100,000.00 per year.
than it dawned on the liberals in trenton , "We have had this operating for one year with a
budget cost of $574,000.00 and we are $18,000 over budget. We must
cutback overall costs."
So they laid off the night watchman. SEE HOW IT WORKS? corzine and the liberals happy together i dident vote them in did you jz
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