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Originally Posted by Ian
I would take jake, but I dont want everyone to know I'm gay. I'm not out of the closet yet with my family  |
Jake can go with you, and I can write an absentee note.
"Dear Ian's Family,
I apologize that I could not accompany Ian to his step-sister's wedding. However, I'm very happy to inform you that I have supplied Ian with another escort, Jake, and that Ian is gay. Please send my regards to the bride and groom, as I have enclosed a certificate to Walmart for a free toaster oven.
Sincerely,
Elizabeth."