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Squirrel · 08-22-2006, 08:17 PM

It has come to my attention that every once in a while something funny is said on these very threads in this here lounge. I have decided that every sunday, i will put up a poll of the 3 best lines of the week, by my judgement. And im a fan of belittling, one liners are always good, but straight out verbatim jokes do not count. I was going to start this last week, because I believe we had a three horse race between myself, koll, and tsar. But i didnt feel like starting the thread. Everyone is allowed to play, and i am allowed to vote for myself cuz I know im pretty much one of the best liners on the board. Now we know there will always be the givens; Tsar, J0n, Myself, but what im looking for are people who arent typically seen as funny, like my oompla-loompa buddy or Al. Now get out there and make me proud.

FYI - Im in the lead so far with "i know a **** that would go great with her forehead...i know just the one"
Also, if you see a line that i may have missed it would be appreciated to point it out, or suggest one that i did not cover.

08-22-2006, 08:17 PM	#1
Squirrel 13 Second Club Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ Posts: 3,904 iTrader: (0)	Ladies and Gentlemen... It has come to my attention that every once in a while something funny is said on these very threads in this here lounge. I have decided that every sunday, i will put up a poll of the 3 best lines of the week, by my judgement. And im a fan of belittling, one liners are always good, but straight out verbatim jokes do not count. I was going to start this last week, because I believe we had a three horse race between myself, koll, and tsar. But i didnt feel like starting the thread. Everyone is allowed to play, and i am allowed to vote for myself cuz I know im pretty much one of the best liners on the board. Now we know there will always be the givens; Tsar, J0n, Myself, but what im looking for are people who arent typically seen as funny, like my oompla-loompa buddy or Al. Now get out there and make me proud. FYI - Im in the lead so far with "i know a **** that would go great with her forehead...i know just the one" Also, if you see a line that i may have missed it would be appreciated to point it out, or suggest one that i did not cover.