I dont think Hot Pockets go bad... ever!
Seriously though, ask Tim... my freezer used to be rediculously stocked with them... until I actaully started worrying about what I eat haha! Thats why I get Lean Pockets now.
In reality though, they are the most universal food ever. I mean, you can mix and match... you could have a cheesesteak and a meatball sandwich, in a matter of minutes. Too tired to cook? Dont feel like cleaning up? Gotta eat on the run? Then Hot Pockets are the answer... breakfast, lunch or dinner, as long as you have Hot Pockets and a few cold beers in the fridge, then what more do you really need? Nothing, I say.