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Originally Posted by cbrrmike
no one will knock sence into him because they dont hit people on the benches. i have inside information that you will have fans with large signs there watching, so you might not want your mom there to see them. and you also might want to stay away from everyones skates so you cant use them to cut your wrists or anything.
i know you were worried about your stick being illegal, but they will only check it if you score a bunch of goals, so you have nothing to worry about on the rink or in the bedroom.
good luck in your first game, maybe you will lose some weight and gain some coordination/friends.....
love, your good friend
mike
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drunk posts are always fun
