one time i was washing my car during a drout, no cops ever come down my street, aparently one of my nosey nebhors calld the cops that day so when he came up to me he said "I have to issue a summons unless you can do some fancy quick talkin to talk your way out of it before i start writing." I said "its simple.. I believe i am helping the envioernment by washing my car today". He says "Son.. how can you justify waisting water durring a drout helping the enviornment?" I said 'well, every time I wash my car.. it rains...." he said "nexttime i catch you washing your car in a drout you WILL BE getting a summons, do you understand? i was like "yes sir, officer sir" then he split. That was funny to me
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