You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
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I know Im not much out here in what me and my friends call "The real world" but trust me... come to the places I hang out and you will see how great I am.
There is this internet forum that Ive been the member of now for years and Ive got one of the highest number of posts possible. You should see me on there, Ive got this cool name, an avatar that I change.. I mean release once a month and always have some comment to add to someones post that makes me sound so original. In many ways im like an internet evangelist.. ooh no, more like a rebel with a conscience, no Im serious - I cant be corrupted, it says so in the little message I have displayed at the bottom of ever post I make.
If you don't believe me, Ive got all the messages forum members have sent me over the last few years saying how brilliant the things I do in posts are, and how we should meet up on IRC, most of them I disappoint because I just have so much work to do as the main assistant to a 20 year old moderator who's even more in tune with whats happening to this world than me. Ive had my name checked now in about 75 seperate posts, thats 75 people who know adding my name to their post will let others know there are part of the main group that make our forum run.
So would you like to go out with me some time? Im free every night til about 9pm, oh and you look very pretty today.
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