Watch out foos,
A new mod is in town
N' he'll huff n' he'll puff
N' blow off topic posts down
They call him Bonzo
He's a mean, moddin', machine
It's his number one goal
To keep this board clean
He's always on line
I mean, 24-7
Whether he's taking a dump
Or Slurpin' at 7-11
He's quick on the draw
That ain't no joke
He made 100 Dr Evils disappear
In a big puff of smoke
He's a keyboard ninja
Let's give him a hand
When it comes to locking threads
He is def DA MAN!
He does his job proudly
And with what he thinks is class
Now if he could just find a way
To separate his nose from Tim's azz!
