Great, I disappear for a few hours and I become UBG fodder. Not sure if I should be feel angry or feel special.
Now, the corrections….
***I’m not always online, it just seems that way. I never turn the home computer off so I am always on the list at the bottom. I figured I was honoring UBG by defying the ‘Stickboy’ and needlessly wasting electricity.
I’ll try harder, let me run out and turn on some lights.
***There are no good 7-11s around here.
***I’ve never used a computing or any other electronic device in the bathroom. It is the only consistently quiet room in my house. The only person who has been known to be on the interweb whilst simultaneously ‘dumping’ is none other uber-Admin NJSpeeder. That is so wrong on so many levels I can’t even fathom it.
***Ninja? You’ve met me. I’m no ninja, keyboard or otherwise.
The mere thought of it makes my hamstrings hurt. And get it straight, I delete posts.
(Well, I might have locked 1). And thanks to your recent binge, I have deleted far more of yours than anyone else’s! Besides, someone has to do it. No one else was going to fix j0n’s hijacked classified thread when he complained. I’m like the designated driver so all the unwed & no-kids admins & mods can go out and play.
<-- typical mod & admin
***I’m no brown-noser. One would only do that if there was something to gain from it. And Tim obviously has nothing I want or need – my farts peddle more influence. In fact, Tim may be using
me for some diabolical reason
– sink your brain around that! On second thought, scratch that, that is giving him way too much credit. Hey, at least I don’t long for the presence of a man from time to time…ubG what does the G stand for again?
...typical artist, taking random and large liberties with the truth!
I pitty the foo.
Edit: Go buy a Camaro!