My Caddy won't be ready today, so I had to rent a car. I asked them for something small, and they said "Howz about a Kia Sportage?" I said "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHA
HAHA...NO FRIGGIN' WAY!" It'll be a cold day in Hell before the great unstable bob gable drives a Jap wanna be SUV mini piece o' chit! So, they gave me a Ferd Tore-azz. Looks to be not too bad. I just hope it will do 100 MPH on the Pulaski Skyway. And on a side note, they had a Hemi Charger up until this morning, but rented it out before I got there. Dayum, that woulda been fun on the Pulaski!
