Well, you've convinced me not to go around pickup up toilets on the side of the road!
But seriously, that just sucks having that kind of damage, especially at your age. I went out and played 15 holes of golf after work today and I can imagine you wouldn't be able to do that very well. So what's the story on the catted y-pipe? Do you have some people to install it? I'll still offer my garage and I'll do it if you want to drive it down to Ewing.